9 Best Beard Comebacks | Eric Bandholz

Zach Caruso
Do you get the same old questions and comments about your beard? Well take notes, gentlemen - Eric is here to give you the best comebacks to the most common beard questions.

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  • Q: Are you going to dye it?
    A: I was going to, but my wife saw that commercial on ESPN and won’t let me. (The one where the guy dyes his gray beard and the next thing you know girls are hanging all over him.)

    Q: Why did you grow a beard?
    A: I stopped shaving and it just happened. Must be genetic.

    Bob on

  • I get his one.

    Statement: “You’re beard makes you look angry.”

    Answer: “Good, I’m always angry…even without it.”


    KIrk on

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