Product: Beard Band Razor Burn EP

Product price: $20.00

Beardbrand is now Beard Band
Long time fans will know how passionate we are about putting out quality content and entertainment. Our YouTube channel has grown to nearly 2 million subscribers.

As you know, we are located in Austin, TX, which is the Live Music Capital of the World. Many team members are musically talented and we’ve decided to put together a band to jam about beards.

Eric Bandholz - Vocals
Carlos Costa - Guitar
Keith Calhoun - Bass
Sylvester Castillo - Drums

We’re launching with an EP of these marvelous songs:
“Razor Burn”
“The Patchy Beard Persistence”
“The Shaved Beard Blues”
"Magic Mullet"

Your ears are now gonna feel as good as your beard and hair look. Click the button above to buy the EP—you can read the lyrics for each song below!

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Lyrics

"Razor Burn"

[Verse 1]
He wakes up every morning, with a feeling of dread
Knowing what he has to do, he slowly gets out of bed
He grabs his razor and cream, and stares at his reflection
He knows what’s coming next, it’s his daily affliction

[Chorus]
Shaving, oh shaving, such a terrible chore
It’s a never-ending battle, and it’s always a bore
Every razor, every blade, they all cause him pain
He hates shaving, it’s a feeling he can’t contain

[Verse 2]
He takes his time, and tries to be precise
But every stroke feels like a roll of the dice
One wrong move, and it’s a cut on his face
Why does he have to do this, he just can’t keep the pace

[Chorus]
Shaving, oh shaving, such a terrible chore
It’s a never-ending battle, and it’s always a bore
Every razor, every blade, they all cause him pain
He hates shaving, it’s a feeling he can’t contain

[Bridge]
He looks at the bearded men, with envy in his eyes
Their faces so smooth, no need to shave or compromise
But for him, it’s a daily task, that never seems to end
He hates shaving, it’s his least favorite trend

[Chorus]
Shaving, oh shaving, such a terrible chore
It’s a never-ending battle, and it’s always a bore
Every razor, every blade, they all cause him pain
He hates shaving, it’s a feeling he can’t contain

[Outro]
So to all you bearded men, he raises his glass to you
You’ve escaped the pain, and the daily blues
But for him, he’ll keep on shaving, until the end of time
Hoping one day, he’ll find a way to make it just fine.

“The Patchy Beard Persistence”

[Verse 1]
He looked in the mirror, feeling kind of low
A patchy beard was all he had to show
He’d been growing it for weeks, but it looked so bad
He felt like giving up, but that would be sad

[Chorus]
But he kept on growing, he didn’t give in
He knew that in time, he’d have a mighty fine chin
A patchy beard couldn’t bring him down
He’d keep on growing, until he wore the crown

[Verse 2]
He tried everything, from oils to combs
But the patchy spots just wouldn’t come
He felt like a joke, a laughingstock
But he kept on growing, didn’t stop

[Chorus]
But he kept on growing, he didn’t give in
He knew that in time, he’d have a mighty fine chin
A patchy beard couldn’t bring him down
He’d keep on growing, until he wore the crown

[Bridge]
He saw the light at the end of the tunnel
The patchiness was starting to crumble
He kept the faith, and he believed
That soon enough, he’d have a beard to be envied

[Chorus]
And he kept on growing, he didn’t give in
He knew that in time, he’d have a mighty fine chin
The patchiness was fading, and he felt so proud
He’d stuck with it, and it paid off now

[Outro]
Now he looks back, and he can only smile
At the man he used to be, so unsure for a while
He knows that sometimes, you gotta stick it out
And in the end, you’ll have something to shout about

“The Shaved Beard Blues”

[Verse 1]
He sat down at the bar, feeling a little low
Ordered up a few beers, not sure where to go
He drank them down, one by one
Til his face was red and his mind was done

[Chorus]
He stumbled home that night, feeling a little strange
In the bathroom mirror, he faced a new change
A couple too many beers, and he had no beard
He looked like a stranger, and it felt so weird

[Verse 2]
He rubbed his chin, feeling so alone
The beard had been his pride, his signature shown
He thought about the past, and all the good times
The beard had been his friend, his partner in crime

[Chorus]
He stumbled home that night, feeling a little strange
In the bathroom mirror, he faced a new change
A couple too many beers, and he had no beard
He looked like a stranger, and it felt so weird

[Bridge]
He couldn’t believe what he had done
All because he had a little fun
He looked around, searching for a sign
But all he found was a bottle of wine

[Chorus]
He stumbled home that night, feeling a little strange
In the bathroom mirror, he faced a new change
A couple too many beers, and he had no beard
He looked like a stranger, and it felt so weird

[Outro]
Now he looks back, and he can only laugh
At the man he used to be, with a beard so grand
He knows it was a mistake, but it’s all in the past
He’s just glad he can grow it back, and make it last

“Mullet Magic”

[Verse 1]
It’s a hairstyle that’s bold and fierce
It’s been around for many years
It’s a statement of who you are
It’s the king of hairstyles, by far

[Chorus]
It’s the mullet, the greatest of all time
It’s a party in the back, and business in the front line
It’s a style that never gets old
It’s the mullet, and it’s worth more than gold

[Verse 2]
It’s a style that takes courage and pride
It’s not for the timid, or those who hide
It’s a bold expression of your soul
It’s the mullet, and it’s got the control

[Chorus]
It’s the mullet, the greatest of all time
It’s a party in the back, and business in the front line
It’s a style that never gets old
It’s the mullet, and it’s worth more than gold

[Bridge]
Some may say it’s outdated, out of style
But those who know, they wear it with a smile
It’s a symbol of freedom, of living life
It’s the mullet, and it’s worth the strife

[Chorus]
It’s the mullet, the greatest of all time
It’s a party in the back, and business in the front line
It’s a style that never gets old
It’s the mullet, and it’s worth more than gold

[Outro]
So if you’re feeling daring, and you want to take a chance
Just let it grow, let it dance
Let the mullet take over, and see where it goes
Cause the mullet, it’s the greatest hairstyle, and everyone knows

Eric on stage giving a fist pump into the air.
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