Beard Wave Corduroy Pillow

$80.00

Doesn't include VAT & Duties
 Sleepy Josh

These corduroy pillows are making headlines! 

This pillow was designed and tested with your beard's happiness in mind. The comfortable headrest, which uses Beard Cross-Wave technology, combats bed-beard, side burn curls, and the dreaded beard wave before they even start. Just lay your head to rest and let the results speak for themselves.

Inspired by your grandmother's couch and fond memories of The Brady Brunch and Happy Days, this nostalgic homage to a simpler time is perfect for any living room sofa or as a pillow on your bed. No one will question the fabric choice, dated appearance, or functional integrity of this purchase at all!

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Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
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Comfortable, but not quite like grandma's couch

Sleeping on this pillow is way better than that time when my college roommate convinced me to that Tibetan face massage. I wake up feeling refreshed and even exfoliated, but more than that, my beard wave is completely gone! I was a little disappointed because it is lacking the musty smell that I love about my grandma's couch, so I had to take the rating down to just four stars. Other than that, I totally recommend!

T
T.T.
Just what I needed

I have been scouring the world for a good pillow almost as vigorously as I used to scour my face each morning with my boar-bristle brush to combat my beard wave. I knew that a good pillow was crucial to a good beard, but none of the womanly, rose-scented, "royal velvet premium down," "AirFit foam sahara nights" pansy pillows were giving me what I knew my face-forest needed. I woke up every morning feeling emasculated and weak, and then each morning when I had to look in the mirror and see my unmanageable mane, I near about broke down and shaved it all off. Then finally, after years of searching and barely hanging on to my beard, I found the corduroy pillow from Beardbrand.

This pillow makes me feel like Paul Bunyan's manlier uncle. I wake up wanting to deadlift train cars. I have dreams where I start campfires with a stern gaze and win arm wrestles with waterfalls. After sleeping on this pillow, I can't help but make friends with everyone I meet. My boss recently gave me a raise and then stepped down from his position just so that he could work for me. I swear, it has even made my wife hotter and my kids nicer to each other. The corduroy pillow from Beardbrand has changed my life in so many ways—yes, even including eliminating my beard wave. Instead of waking up every morning early and spending incalculable hours agonizing over the state of my stache and beard, I now can use that valuable time for more worthy pursuits: Like rescuing kittens, mentoring youth, and spending time with my wife and kids.

I recommend this pillow to anyone who values virility and strength, as well as to anyone who suffers from an unmanageable beard. You will not regret your purchase.

P
P.
best ever

ill have to buy another one for my office lounge

E
E.B.
This pillow is amazing

I can't believe that I live 30+ years of my life without this amazing pillow. I use to wake up all the time with my beard a mess, but the beard wave technology of this corduroy pillow is like nothing else. My beard deserves the best and this pillow delivers.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
75%
(3)
25%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
B
B.
Comfortable, but not quite like grandma's couch

Sleeping on this pillow is way better than that time when my college roommate convinced me to that Tibetan face massage. I wake up feeling refreshed and even exfoliated, but more than that, my beard wave is completely gone! I was a little disappointed because it is lacking the musty smell that I love about my grandma's couch, so I had to take the rating down to just four stars. Other than that, I totally recommend!

T
T.T.
Just what I needed

I have been scouring the world for a good pillow almost as vigorously as I used to scour my face each morning with my boar-bristle brush to combat my beard wave. I knew that a good pillow was crucial to a good beard, but none of the womanly, rose-scented, "royal velvet premium down," "AirFit foam sahara nights" pansy pillows were giving me what I knew my face-forest needed. I woke up every morning feeling emasculated and weak, and then each morning when I had to look in the mirror and see my unmanageable mane, I near about broke down and shaved it all off. Then finally, after years of searching and barely hanging on to my beard, I found the corduroy pillow from Beardbrand.

This pillow makes me feel like Paul Bunyan's manlier uncle. I wake up wanting to deadlift train cars. I have dreams where I start campfires with a stern gaze and win arm wrestles with waterfalls. After sleeping on this pillow, I can't help but make friends with everyone I meet. My boss recently gave me a raise and then stepped down from his position just so that he could work for me. I swear, it has even made my wife hotter and my kids nicer to each other. The corduroy pillow from Beardbrand has changed my life in so many ways—yes, even including eliminating my beard wave. Instead of waking up every morning early and spending incalculable hours agonizing over the state of my stache and beard, I now can use that valuable time for more worthy pursuits: Like rescuing kittens, mentoring youth, and spending time with my wife and kids.

I recommend this pillow to anyone who values virility and strength, as well as to anyone who suffers from an unmanageable beard. You will not regret your purchase.

P
P.
best ever

ill have to buy another one for my office lounge

E
E.B.
This pillow is amazing

I can't believe that I live 30+ years of my life without this amazing pillow. I use to wake up all the time with my beard a mess, but the beard wave technology of this corduroy pillow is like nothing else. My beard deserves the best and this pillow delivers.